Thursday, January 22, 2009

i got nothin...

i know i should update (per lindsEy), but i don't have anything to say!

hubby almost made another funny, but i stole it from him. ;) guess i could share that...

let me start by saying that i acknowledge that i am messy eater. i'm like a kid at the dinner table, and hubby is always surprised by the amount of mess i can make! last night we had taco salad. i sat at the table mixing all the fixins together, watching meat and cheese spill over the side of my plate, just knowing that hubby wouldn't be able to contain himself. well he goes through dinner without mentioning my mess. when i pick up my plate to take it to the sink, he laughs and says "good god sondra!" (did i mention i can be VERY messy? c'mon, it was TACO SALAD!) so, as we're cleaning up i said "hey maybe i need to invent a plate with a ridge around it!" and then i said, "wait, we already have some... bowls." so hubby laughed. and i said "hey if YOU had said that i could've posted it on my blog!" haha!

not great, but sadly, it's all i have at the moment...

Friday, January 9, 2009

hubby's funnies (#3)...

a little background...
i am madly in love with my husband. recently we were home together for nearly a week (half of which i was nasty sick). there was a time when we might have been at each other's throats by the end of a whole week together... let's be honest here... love doesn't always trump pride (and thus our tempers)... though we've clearly started getting the hang of it. after this last week together (as with all the time we have together now), i miss him tons when we're apart. i already dream of the days beyond our hypothetical children to the time when we can retire and spend our days together. a little sappy, i know. and if you know me at all, you know this is all just a steaming pile of... kidding... i mean every word!

so, to the point...
sometimes i send hubby text messages telling him how much i miss him. he usually responds with male-friendly one-syllable answers, or sometimes, nothing at all... i mean, he IS working. but today... oh today was post-worthy...

me: i miss you. can we just retire now? spend all our money on a flight to some island in the caribbean and then live like nomads? please?
him: no. but i will buy a lottery ticket.

yeah... i laughed.