i can't quite recall the actual event that sparked the following dialogue. something about him not paying attention to me when i'm talking. i talk. i can't help it. and if my sentence is longer than one syllable, he zones. he can't help it. so let's enter mid-conversation at the dinner table...
him: i totally pay attention to you!
me (in a not-at-all whiney voice): but not in public! you never pay attention to me in public!
him: i do too pay attention to you in public! you get more public attention than the president!
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